pani predavacky - zrkadlo (spokojnosti) naroda

OK, prechadzam na slovencinu, kedze anglictina nemala velky uspech :).
napisat toto ma podnietila prihoda z tohto dna.som momentalne total bez prachov, co znamena 20 sk v penazenke (teda uz ani tie nie) a 4 dni zjavne bez koruny, pokial mi niekto nevrati.
takze byvam na internate bernolak v bratislave a dole mame taku milu tetu bufetarku, ktora vrazdi pohladom.bol som si kupit bambino a po vzhliadnuti zjavnej kopy 50 haliernikov ma nebola ochotna obsluzit (ale bolo tam 18 korun va 10, 5, 2,1).tak som povedal ze dobre a ze idem vedla.no tam ma obsluzili, ale kebyze ste videli s akymi zatatymi zubami a ste slabsej povahy, tak vam to pokazi cely den.
nebudem teraz do podrobna rozoberat psychicky stav a mentalnu uroven predavaciek, lebo to by bolo na dlho a musel by som tu opisat mizeriu celeho tohto konzumneho ufrflaneho naroda (vidite aj ja uz frflem)...na to bude isto dost priestoru neskor, ale dufam ze sa tu najde aj nieco pozitivne.
idme na chatu stopom do krtisa a velmi sa tesim, ze konecne vypadnem zo zelezobetonovej bratislavy.mam ist o desiatej s tiborom, ale ten mi o 5 rano napisal, ze je zlahka najebany, tak asi vyrazime neskor.

SPRING

this winter is probably neverending....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend finally bitch!
zimo is leaving home totally depressed.
i'm injured at the moment so i can't go to my dance classes and i miss it so much.i'm attending pubs instead.i appear at school time to time but it's totally boring.It's running 3 weeks already and i hardly been there.
i bought i-pod for my very last money so i'm out of it but i like my new machine.
i don't know what else new i just really need spring already not snow and cold wind.

hostel

Have you seen the movie HOSTEL?
first i thought it's tarantino's, but actually it was not.
(but i can't understand why he is co-producer or i don't know exactly what, for such crap film.)
the story was taking place in Slovakia.
i know it was just a fiction, but reality he showed wasn't true at all.the story was exactly in bratislava - the capital city, but there was shoved some small slovak town instead and all is filmed in czech republic.
slovakia was showed as the most retarded and poor country, with cars which were driving here maybe 30 years ago, with lot of gypsy's kids asking turists money and burgle them,people with weird faces very poored dressed up and all buildings looked like after bombing or something.for czechoslovaks it should be more comedy than horror in some way and offence as well.
it was all such a stupid.

http://www.missoulanews.com/movies/review.asp?ID=1270

kuko

this is ad for playstation.that figure in the container is kuko.in czechoslovakia, there was only one TV channel during komunism and i was kid that times.and every saturday morning there was "session" with kuko so all my generation grew up with kuko.and now he is putted in garbage with text : don't waste your time at TV, play plystation and win cool prizes!

drunk british

A LITTLE ADJUSTED VERSION (BUT NOT TOO MUCH)

i think today's been pretty specific day.i had meeting with guy in company i'm going to do my graduation theses.i was an hour late, and as i had managed the meeting on phone, i haden't heart him properly, so he was litlle nervous from me already that time in the morning.then i'd realized i'd forget where i'd put paper i'd written down adress and i hadnt't wanted to provocate him with another phonecall.

meeting was ok though.but i was there too long so i didn't catch my dance class and as i'd got(gotten?) home by bus i'd forgot to get off, i did as far as next stop.(i'd done the same yesterday, i'm sometimes thinking about something and i just forget about "around world").

so i catchet at least my second class and after it i realized i'd had arranged "movie" and it was too late at that time.but i met that guy after movie and we went outside.

we met one "just married" drunk british from london banded around column with handcuff by his buddies and he had ski mask on as well.so i kept talking with that guy for a few minutes, he asked me for saw or something to break handcuffs.he was fun and he asked me to open zipper on his anorak and under it was pink balloon with draw nipple (a tit :-)) so he ofered me it.

train journey

i was at home over weekend.i had a very nice time and we were skiing with my father as well.
this morning i went back here by train.the train was a few times unplannly stopped and there was announced over tannoy : "please don't get off, some problem on track's occured".But we was always stopped just for a few minutes and then continued.the last announcement sounded:"Central heating is broken, sory for....." but that was maybe hour before point of destination so tempriture was still ok.but this is not common situatin in slovakia :).
one seat behind me there sat very cute guy.i felt into sleeping and i had a dream with that boy as we were walking somewhere and talking about something and there were sparks among us, we attracted ourselfs. ( something i'm always waiting for :) ).but in the middle something woke me up.but i slept preety long though.at least 2 hours and maybe more because we had stay over 30 minutes.

russian army

I was watching news yesterday and there was story of one 18 years old russian soldier.he spent End of year at casern.his olders "colleagues" told him to bring some girls.he didn't and they were beating him like for 6 hours.they were totally drunk (russians...).the consequence is that his both legs have been amputated and genitals as well and some fingers on his hand.it's completely horrible!!there was showed his mother and sister crying and some spots how older soldiers "behave" (understand torture) to younger's ones.